Monday, October 12, 2009
Top Four Crazy Things About Catsitting My Dad's Cat Maxx: Insanity.
The cat is crazy. That's all there is too it. He's very quirky. I think he resents not having a tail.
One minute he'll be sitting on your lap, getting petted, purring, the next he'll be trying to bite your hand off.
His favorite thing is to come up behind you and start nuzzling your neck. If you let him get away with that, he will start licking it, then he drools on you. It's very gross.
When he wants to go out, he starts darting around the house, up and down the stairs at rocket speed. Most cats just sit at the door and meow, which is funny, because he's about ten years old, and JUST started meowing a few months ago, as if he just found his voice.
He has fresh water daily in his water bowl, yet chooses to drink out of the toilet.
When I put him to bed before he's ready he will leave me a nice poop. I'm sure he pees too, as the room in which he sleeps always smells of cat pee. (this can be very gross as his fur is like velcro and things often cling to it, like leaves, and poop, and small animals)
He has disappeared twice for a week at a time. When he has returned he acts as if nothing strange has happened. I think he might go on catnip benders with his friends, and when it gets to be too much, he returns home to come down.
So, that's number four, the cat is insane.
My Dad. He's awesome.
John Messina, Personal Injury Attorney