Monday, June 4, 2012
Monday Monkey Madness: Teenagers are inappropriate...
But, um, their sense of humor is a bit...unseemly. Not just theirs, but Thing One's friends as well. I'd go into detail, but I don't want to offend any readers, and I haven't put an R rating on my blog, but if you think about the kind of humor that's in a movie like, say, Superbad, you'll get what I'm talking about.
The thing is though, it's funny. And sometimes I laugh, but when they're really out there (gross, or whatnot) I pretend that they disgust me and shake my head and tell them it's inappropriate.
Then I leave the room and laugh.
I'm writing a book: Shit My Kids Do and Say. It will be complete with pictures and all. I will probably be writing it under a pseudonym because while it is funny, it's embarrassing as all hell.
So, please tell me, do the teenagers you know have a warped completely sick sense of humor?
My Dad. He's awesome.
John Messina, Personal Injury Attorney