Friday, August 14, 2009

Friday Free For All: What Sex Doesn't Sell

Sex can't sell everything. I've compiled a list of what I think sex doesn't sell.

Tampons or anything else associated with women's feminine products.

Pets. If you tried to sell pets with sex, that would just be, well in a word, ew.

Prune juice. 'Nuf said.

Suppositories. Not sexy. At all.

Toys. That would just be wrong. "Hey Billy, you want to play doctor? I just got this new Check Me Out doctor kit." "Okay Johnny, sounds fun!"

Daycare. Well, single dads might appreciate this. Actually married ones might too. Scratch that.

Medications for anything ranging from bunions to warts, to yeast infections, especially STD's.

Toilet paper. Right place, wrong function.

If you are someone that thinks sex could sell these things, you might want to get a mental health evaluation. Just sayin'.

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