Top Four Crazy Things About Catsitting My Dad's Cat Maxx: #2 Meds

Yes, Maxx is on numerous medications.

Yesterday I told you about the laxatives, so I'll spare you that at least.

I am to put 3 Pro Dent and 3 Active Care in his food with a dollop of vitamins. (One is for his joints, the other for tartar) He will not eat any of it independent of his food (this is the part I skipped from the memo)

I have had to shove pills down his throat when he's been injured in fights and squirt some liquid meds down his throat also.

None of this is fun.

He does like the taste of the laxative though.

And I will add, Maxx puked on the carpet yesterday. This has nothing to do with this meds, but everything to do with taking care of him and cleaning up after him.

I've just realized this is not near as funny as yesterday's post. I should have switched them. Or maybe saved the laxatives for today,but it was just too funny to wait.

Friday Free For All: What Sex Doesn't Sell

Sex can't sell everything. I've compiled a list of what I think sex doesn't sell.

Tampons or anything else associated with women's feminine products.

Pets. If you tried to sell pets with sex, that would just be, well in a word, ew.

Prune juice. 'Nuf said.

Suppositories. Not sexy. At all.

Toys. That would just be wrong. "Hey Billy, you want to play doctor? I just got this new Check Me Out doctor kit." "Okay Johnny, sounds fun!"

Daycare. Well, single dads might appreciate this. Actually married ones might too. Scratch that.

Medications for anything ranging from bunions to warts, to yeast infections, especially STD's.

Toilet paper. Right place, wrong function.

If you are someone that thinks sex could sell these things, you might want to get a mental health evaluation. Just sayin'.

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Kisses :*
Megan