There
have been numerous articles about what words were the most overused last year.
While I would agree, some of them are annoying and those still using them must
be stopped, to others, I just say, meh. So here we go, my feelings about
the most overused words of 2013...
Twerking. This word was
around before Miley Cyrus, however it steamrolled over the interwebs after her
performance on the VMA's. This is the fault of the media, not Miley Cyrus.
Plus, it was a stupid word before 2013 and it's a stupid word now and we should
just invent a new dance already and move on.
YOLO.
Um. I'm torn. I'm like the hip, cool mom, and essentially this is what my first
book is about, but honestly, teenagers aren't saying this anymore. Dorky
parents who think they are hip and cool are saying this. I still think it's
pithy and fun. You see my conundrum?
Artisan.
This
used to be a legit word. It used to mean something. Now, everyone is an
artisan. I make bread, I'm an artisan. I make candles, I'm an artisan. I fart
in a jar, I'm an artisan. Yeah....no.
Infused. Infused was cool
when nothing was being infused, but now everything is being infused. Let me
give you a ride in the wayback machine to a time I made candy corn infused
vodka. That was before they were making all these vodka flavors they're selling
now. I actually soaked candy corns in vodka for weeks, I didn't just put some
chemically enhanced flavoring in the stuff. Infused. Not cool.
Handcrafted. To me this is a bit
like artisan. Handcrafted, making things with your own hands. At a time before
Ebay and Etsy and mass produced patterns for EVERTHING, this was a cool thing.
Now, if you go to an arts and crafts show, everything looks the same. And if
you try to find something cool online, the market is so saturated with
handcrafted crap, it's just not cool anymore. And I'm sorry, some of it is
crap. It's hard to find things that are unique anymore. I'm not saying it's
impossible. I mean, I have a friend who makes some amazing bags, and I find a
gal who makes some amazing steampunk inspired jewelry, but it's hard to find
anything that isn't made from a pattern sold at Joann Fabrics.
Brand. Now don't be dissing
on the branding. This is very important to us marketing people. Brand is how
businesses are recognized. It's how we roll people. Get over it.
Gluten
free.
I would like to poke a gluten free pencil through my ear next time I hear this
phrase. They do make those, right?
Hipster. Did Hipsters
actually make up this term "Hipster"? Because that seems exactly the
thing a Hipster would do, but then they'd blame it on society because that
would be so mainstream. I don't care enough about Hipsters to care about their
title. If I see them on the streets I probably just call them douchebags.
Totes. I'm okay with the
shortening of words and the use of acronyms. I really am. I do it a lot just to
make fun of teen slang, like I think I used the word "obvi" in my
blog yesterday. I think FOMO is funny because I know people like that. But
totes makes me want to kick a kitten.
Anything
ending in 'agedden' or 'pocalypse'. I think these are still funny. I
don't care what anyone else says.
Meh. Come on! One syllable and three letters
is the best way to tell people how apathetic you are about a subject without
saying absolutely nothing.
#Hashtag. Meh.
Twittersphere. Twitter is God.
Mister
Mom.
I personally have not heard a soul utter this in 2013. Is this really a thing?
T-Bone. They're talking
about the car wreck here, not the steak. And for realsies? This was overused in
2013? See Mister Mom.
Obamacare.
And
now we can't talk about politics. No, lets just bury our heads in the sand.
That's a great idea.
Whatever. I love using
whatever. I've been proudly using it circa 1985. Again, another way to show
someone how apathetic you are to what they're saying. i.e. trying to piss them
off without showing anger or violent behavior.
Selfie. I love selfies. I
love saying selfie. I use selfie all the time. I take selfies all the time. No
one takes better pictures of me. If you take selfies away I will run you
through with a samurai sword. (okay, maybe not that last one)
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